Oct 24, 2005


Tonight you will be going out with a very refined, high-class woman. Impress her with how cultured you are by casually mentioning that you think it's dumb for Americans to attend a Russian ballet because most of them won't understand the words.
Today a close friend will try to tell you you're boring by asking if you've ever read and memorized "The Seven Warning Signs of Dullness."
Today's a good day to learn how to be your own best friend. And since a man's best friend is his dog, that means that today is a good day to learn to be your own dog.
Today's a good day to achieve total self-reliance. See if you can get somebody to do it for you.
Today you will be born again. This will cause several drastic changes in your life. For one thing, all of your clothes will be much too big on you!

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