Nov 2, 2006

Hump Day Humor

John Kerry apologized Wednesday for joking about the uneducated getting stuck in Iraq. He should be ashamed. Everybody knows the uneducated get stuck on talk radio. (HaBlog)

A new CNN poll shows that 51% of Americans believe the US can never win in Iraq. About the same percentage who believe that Rosie can never really replace Star Jones on "The View." (Bob Mills - Bereft on the Left)

Rumors are flying President Bush now actually has a plan for Iraq -- assuming Madonna agrees to adopt the whole country. (HaBlog)

The British government have hired Al Gore as a global warming adviser. Gore says he's looking forward to being completely ignored in a new country. (Conan O'Brien)

The Bush Administration will develop guidelines for physical activity by 2008. You know we are a nation that is out of shape when it takes more than a year to get an exercise program together.(Jim Barach)

On TV they showed the baby who was adopted by Madonna. Cute little kid. And because his mom is Madonna -- he wears his diaper outside his clothes. (Toms Lake Humor Company)

In an interview in “People”, Kevin Federline said the more people hate him the more it helps him; so I when his new Rap CD is out, Kevin is going to get a great deal of help. (comedy writer Alex Kaseberg)